Sunday, 27 June 2010

fake professor

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand

  • Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
  • Student : Yes, sir.
  • Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
  • Student : Absolutely, sir.
  • Professor : Is GOD good?
  • Student : Sure.
  • Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
  • (Student was silent)
  • Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor : Is Satan good?
  • Student : No.
  • Professor : Where does Satan come from?
  • Student : From...GOD...
  • Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor : So who created evil?
  • (Student did not answer)
  • Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
  • Student : Yes, sir.
  • Professor : So, who created them?
  • (Student had no answer)
  • Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever feen GOD?
  • Student : No, sir.
  • Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
  • Student : No, sir.
  • Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
  • Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
  • Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
  • Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
  • Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
  • Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
  • Professor : Yes.
  • Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
  • Professor : Yes.
  • Student : No, sir. There isn't...
  • (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
  • Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
  • Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
  • Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
  • There is no such thing as Cold.
  • Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
  • We cannot Measure Cold.
  • Heat is Energy.
  • Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
  • (There was pin-drop dilence in the Lecture Theatre)
    • Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
    • Darkness?
    • Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
    • Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
    • Something.
    • You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light...
    • But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its
    • Called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is,
    • You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
    • Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
    • Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
    • Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
    • Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
    • There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
    • Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
    • Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
    • Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
    • To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
    • Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
    • Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
    • Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
    • a Monkey?
    • Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
    • yes, of course, I do.
    • Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
    • (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
    • argument was going)
    • Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
    • work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
    • Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
    • Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
    • (The Class was in uproar)
    • Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
    • Professor's brain?
    • (The Class broke out into laughter)
    • Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
    • brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?...
    • No one appears to have done so.
    • So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
    • Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
    • sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
    • (The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
    • unfathomable)
    • Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
    • Student : That is it sir...Exactly!
    • The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
    • That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
    • That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.

 

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26 comments:

justdoyin said...

Interesting point there by the christian student...I love it!

oluSimeon said...

yes justdoyin..it made me smile..
thanks...

Dee! said...

Faith! That is the word!
Never knew Albert Einstein believed... wonderful!

Jaycee said...

The first time I heard this conversation was in a video on Doug's blog. And I loved it.

Sting said...

Nice one. Highly intellectual conversation, just my cup of tea.

GoHard said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvhGeNzdRZA

jhazmyn said...

lol...interesting discuss...

2cute4u said...

I just had to read through. This way pure fun.. Love it so much!
This nice..

miss.fab said...

This story is a myth. Love it still though. Whoever thought of it should have credited him/herself instead of some dead guy

doll said...

ALBERT EINSTEIN.?

oluSimeon said...

thanks everyone for your comments.... not sure of authenticity myself.. found it interesting sha...
peace

Kafo said...

i have heard of this before
but i have never read it in all of its entirety

thanks

have a good weekend

oluSimeon said...

you're welcome kafo..
have a good weekend too..

The poets voice ~~~ said...

I love this! Faith...dat's the word!

BSNC said...

hahaha wow albert einstein. See why he was a great man.

Wonderful post. i like :)

aloted said...

dunno if this really happened or not but i like the gist behind it..
God exists!
Faith is all we have

CareyCarey said...

Hi young man,

I am stopping by your blog to read your words and see what's on your mind. I believe you skipped through my blog (don't know how you found it), so I am returning the favor and saying hello.

You don't seem to be writing very often?

I also love gospel music.

oluSimeon said...

cheers all

Geebee said...

I was inspired by this piece. True, God remains relevant in the scheme of things and he steers the wheels of existence continually. this is a known fact regardless of what science says. I'm glad Einstein recognised God. Hope you're good, man.

bArOquE said...

LOL...what a cheeky student...nice post

LG said...

omobaba who tell u???? :)
*9ice one

Michael said...

I've never heard this before. Thank you for sharing that.

Gee said...

one word: WOW!!

Cherylg said...

Hi Simeone, this has an interesting concept of God to all those who don't believe that he is. I copied and put it on my blog and made a link of it from facebook. Thank you.

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

etoile Oye said...

I want MORE! lol. very inspiring. posting the link on my facebook page. :) your blog needs to be seen... but why has it been a while since you wrote?

rethots said...

Awesome....