Tuesday, 30 September 2008

FINIsH LinE

This is who we are , we are thieves and you know what , we’ve got brains too.(to twist things, not invent anything)
Our mission as we all know is to …you scalukiwi..tell me the whole horde what our mission is as stated in our book of were..(mad one)
Our mission is to go to every party joint every weekend and jollificate with them..
You are a moron…katanga..lock him up for 6000 were years..
Let us proceed , as we all know that it is written in our book of were that our mission is to visit…
you , kamakazee, were do we visit.? Erm..erm…we visit..suya spots and..sHut uP !
why are you guyz so embarrassingly unintelligent ? let’s see..my preety looking lanlubibi..
we go to poolsides…okay..okay..it’s clear now that you are all very dumb….
We visit the lives of God lovers and drop some unpleasant situations for them….we use such tactics like delaying their packages…but evil one..they will send angels to fight for them and release their blessings….shut-up ,did I tell you I did not know that.. you stay there and fight till you are destroyed or sent packing..again we’ll organize people to say nasty stuff to them in nice ways so that they begin to doubt if their maker is still on His throne…we’ll just make things really stormy around them….you get what I mean..yes evil dude..so can I have a suggestion..kamakazee,..erm..we’ll organize crazy co-workers and neighbors for them…I already said that you scaliwag...
o.k, so I hope you get the general idea..let me break it down for you..we have been branded as thieves that have come to steal, kill and destroy (john 10 : 10) , and these God-lovers are our only targets so we’ll try and steal their joy, kill their hopes and aspirations and destroy their good relationship with their God and with their folks. I think we can all see now that we do not need to give big attention to every individual …..ofcourse we know we will not always succeed ‘cos since that maga died on the freaking cross . He did everything to guarantee their victory..so we just try sha to make sure we throw every form of distraction and discouragement their way…because we don’t want them to have what they have, not that we want what they have- its useless to us. we just want them to get weary and not finish the race they have started.. ...

Saturday, 27 September 2008

speechy


not the speechy type so i'll just do somehing that looks like a speech Yes o…. I got an award for honest blogger…thanks so much believer for the love…. And I must say thanks to my blogfam for all the love .you guys really dont know how thankful i am.. Thank you so so so bery much and I will proceed to give the same award to the following bloggers listed below in no particular order.... may God continue to be your sun and shield as you go on in life..luv
here are the rules that come and go with the award;
1. When you receive the prize you must write a post showing it, together with the name of who has given it to you, and link them back
2. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs (or even more) that you find brilliant in their content or design.
3. Show their names and links and leave them a comment informing they were prized with an award
4. Show a picture of those who awarded you and those you give the prize (optional).
5. And then pass it on!
once again, thank you and have a great weekend.

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Forget IT

Here is a challenge to Israel (do well to insert your name) .It is also a challenge to the church. For if God kept His covenant with them, He will keep His covenant with us.
The believer has covenant rights in prayer as well as other covenant rights.
Yet it seems there is one outstanding problem that defeats believers in their prayer life. When we come to God, we have a feeling of inferiority, a sense of sin-consciousness; because we know we have failed. We have a guilt complex.
Some begin their prayers with, “I’m so weak and unworthy,” and then harp on their weaknesses and unworthiness throughout the prayer. Picture this, you are in this relationship, you did something wrong to your spouse and then apologize, then he/she says it’s okay, forget it...How do you think he/she will feel if you keep sending text messages and apologizing every time you meet? We all know that is another trouble.
And when they come into the presence of God telling Him that, they talk themselves out of faith and into condemnation. They don’t know whether God hears them or not. All they do is beg for crumbs. (when I nor be house-boy)…..
But look at what God said: “I, yes, I alone am he that blots out your sins for my own sake, and will never think of them again” (Isa 43: 25).
Why did He say He would blot out our transgressions? For His own sake –'cos He couldn’t have blessed us without it and still can't
When we know that he blotted out our sin, that He even remember that we did anything wrong, we can come to Him with confidence. We can come with faith. We lose sin-consciousness and replace it with son-consciousness.
We don’t have to sit on a curbstone out in-front of our mansion, begging for favors. We can come in boldly through the front door and enter the throne room to fellowship with God.
We are sons and daughters of God. Don’t you get it..? We are joint-heirs with Jesus Christ. We are covenant people. We have a legal right – a gospel right, a son right, a family right - to enter the throne room.
When Jesus went into the presence of the father, He didn’t go in with just His head, leaving His little finger outside saying, “Oh, I’m embarrassed.” No!
We are the Body of Christ. That means the Body can go into the presence of God the father with the same confidence and assurance that the Head can. Boldly!

"some parts are from "the art of prayer" by kenneth hagin

Thursday, 4 September 2008

now you know....

Sitting here , wondering and smiling at the little things here and there that make up this entity called me..
Why don’t I keep in touch with 90% of the people I meet..as soon as I change geographic location…
I’m wondering why the hair on my cheeks grows every 12 hours…..cool with it tho...

I want to appreciate everyone on blogville for the love as well as their comments…my people, y’all know yourselves..right..?
Sometimes things happen and I want to get angry and give the offending party what they deserve..and I cant do as I please..i know too much ,I have passed the stage of “do me I do you” it pains me sometimes o..but it just a matter of minutes before I forget the whole drama…

I gotta say this, during my service year, I was toasted by a guy…yeah u read me right ..GUY..i knew there were gay people quite alright but that experience took me to another level of the reality..its a long story the way the thing happened but I was ..shocked is an understatement… …out of my normal nice self even tried to visit him..but God ordered my steps to the wrong room and consequently the wrong bunk and bed and I even left a note for the wrong person, then it was the morning after he made his intentions known. I was telling everybody I could..and of course I got diverse recommendations on how to deal with the situation...I don’t feel like talking about it now…he sha got to know he was is a wrong address by the end of that day…..

So I’m wondering what sort of i-thot-you-were-seventy remarks I’m going to be getting from bloggers when I say I’m 24 years old and my birthday was and is always sometime in June..so there you go..daz my age..

See me see myself,..i am still waiting to get a Job o..just because I don’t wanna work/live in the organized bedlam called Lagos ..I know my heavenly father wont abandon me..he knows what I want..see spoilt child( y’all should know that I’m not idle sha )

There’s this babe in church o..would like to build something with her but she’z going to another mans land for masters degree, and I don’t think I want any long distance hulla ballu…lollllllll and I sld embark on dat same trip but not until this time next year.. . So we just talk and thats where it stops…father take control….abi.

So each time I wanna make stew and all the kitchen stress I get tears streaming uncontrollably down my cheeks , the onions don’t treat me nicely at all..and then the “ata rodo” makes me cough like I’m gonna puke…anyhow I just wanted you guyz to know say I sabi cook..(laughs)…and if you taste ma food your life will never remain thesame
(za work of mi hands)
..lol…btw I just learnt how to make egusi not long ago..( lg clap 4 me )..
Let me shut-up now, this is getting too long… I feel like I poured out my heart…. y’all be good to all around you and then yourself..peace