I heard some absolute nonsense that day..I’m my crib…midafternoon ..knock on the door. Then there’s this guy.. “we are from health, we are conducting free medical cheq-up..” I’m my head I’m lyk “wow , Nigeria is getting better o”.. then the guy says its only 4 adults..I say o.k..I don’t have another adult inside. Then he brings out the blood pressure thingee..and straps on my hand..I can remember one of the figures…but I’m not saying.. Then he puts a digital thermometer in the fold corresponding to my elbow..u get it she.?
Then he brings it out…I can also remember the figure” then he says “your system is low”..hehehe…”in my head I was startled. And immediately went thru the list of all the doctors I know( friends and family).then he says "you have infection"..I’m lyk OMG, at this point I ask to see his I D,he brings out one very fake looking laminated white paper which has no address on it “if found pls return to the nearest police station” …then he busts his own bubble and says.. “do you play safe?” then I’m bold, if na dat one “I don’t even play at all”, then he says “it must be public toilet then” ..and I have not had any cause to use that either.he says the stuff leads to some other things and bla bla bla rubbish…(now I‘m smiling in my head and on my face) .then I ask what the cure for His infection is then he opens his bag and brings out one yellow and blue carton which had a bottle inside..then I ask him what the price is and He says.."3500" . .then I say I have no money on me ,"where is your office", and he says Edo state and some other gibberish ...I ask can't I get it from somewhere else, He says No, it's a herbal rubbish, so when he realized he wont be making any money from this brova..he says I should stay off sugar when I actually take honey .I could not help laughing.. How can u check my temperature and tell me “ your system is low” I laughed and laughed but the I still had to speak Gods word , recalling every scripture I knew had to do with health an rattle same tongues .All through my meditation I still could not help but laugh at how lack of knowledge would have made someone else believe and confess that he truly has “infection”. I should still talk to one of the doctors I know sha..( if you were the one would you still go for a medical exam ?)
Thank God I know my identity ( 1 pet 2:9 )